Author Topic: Quinquagintipede ... of the humanoid variety  (Read 2043 times)

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Quinquagintipede ... of the humanoid variety
« on: January 06, 2012, 01:53:31 AM »
Quinquagintipede means "thing with 50 legs" just as centipede means "thing with 100 legs."

Therefore, I am suggesting that you sculpt: The (Undead,) Halfling Centipede

Imagine the grotesque madness of a necromancer or construct-maker who decided to stitch three or so dead halflings together (largely intact) so that they could wander the land as a towering (or, perhaps, slinking) triune terror!  Sure, maybe some of the stitching has come loose and you've got extra hands clutching out for flesh. BTW, I'm not suggesting that they be sewn anus-to-mouth.

Still, I think it would be a horrifying/funny miniature or two to make ... perhaps one an unstable, swaying tower of undead halfling and the other a more degraded monkey chain of ravenous, hairy-footed undead.

I'm just sayin' ...  :paranoid2:
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Re: Quinquagintipede ... of the humanoid variety
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 11:41:09 AM »
You are one sick puppy.

not saying I won't do it, or something like it, though. I suggested something similar to GW when they released their Dark Eldar last year.

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Re: Quinquagintipede ... of the humanoid variety
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 11:46:07 AM »
  BTW, I'm not suggesting that they be sewn anus-to-mouth.

Phew

That turns an automatic "NOOO0000ooooo.....  :puke2:" to just a "you're weird"