Seems a guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local deputy sheriff.
Driver hands the deputy his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Green," the deputy says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you
carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Green says, "Well, I got a .357 magnum revolver in my inside coat pocket.
There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum
derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the deputy says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Green, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?"
"Not a damned thing...."
