People at work ringing your phone 9 times on your day off after you have just done 8 night shifts in a row !
this is my boss' favourite hobby; I finish work at 06:00. i've stated on several occasions "Don't call me before 15:00 as i won't be awake." (due to the diabetes i stay up till 8am to keep my routine)
so he rings me at 10:30. "where are you?"
"i'm asleep. where are you?"
"you should have been at work today"
"i was. finished at 6 this morno."
"i've looked at the rota and you're on morning shift."
"seeing how i've been on nights the rest of the month, i somewhat doubt that."
"i'm looking at it now. it says mornings."
"you sure?" *i start to get out of bed to check my printoff*
"oh hang on. i'm looking at next week."
"ya f***** think?"
at which point he hangs up. no apologies or "sleep well" or anything

oh, and Jimmy, the reward for being good at digging is you get a bigger shovel.
