Author Topic: things that really p** you off (Read 619995 times)

Hasslefriesian · « **Reply #50 on:** November 07, 2007, 01:48:58 PM »

It's wht I tell the kids, "Your bum will fall off if you don't stop fiddling with your belly button."

Inso · « **Reply #51 on:** November 07, 2007, 03:30:09 PM »

It could be worse...there are rather big fireworks out here

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I really hate insects that bite and make you swell up at the moment.

Bodhi · « **Reply #52 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:04:43 PM »

Fireworks...
My dad is deaf on one ear because someone found it amusing to throw something exploding ten centimeters from his ear which caused his eardrum to split open. He can't duck his head under water either. Being a scubadiver I'm absolutely terrified that something like that should happen to me. I take very meticulous care of my ears. My most valuable asset.

The singer in my brothers band lost five front teeth because someone found it amusing to shoot a firework rocket into it during a new years gig (and this was INDOORS mind...)

On the plus side we have this funny original in my blocks. He's blind and usually stands around on the street throwing firework up in the air and giggling like crazy with anticipation hoping that they won't (or will? God knows...) fall in his head. I see him at least once a week doing this....

Dolmot · « **Reply #53 on:** November 08, 2007, 12:33:16 AM »

I don't mind some fireworks. Hawaiian pizza is quite good too. However, I'm slightly annoyed when a nutjob decides to shoot seven students and the headmaster nearby for no other reason than a rather incoherent mishmash of random ideology. I find this kind of actions somewhat rude and most pointless.

Hasslefriesian · « **Reply #54 on:** November 08, 2007, 10:11:42 AM »

Distinctly lacking in social ettiquette, I agree.

Bruenor Odinson · « **Reply #55 on:** November 08, 2007, 06:18:55 PM »

Jolly bad show that.

Bodhi · « **Reply #56 on:** November 08, 2007, 10:59:35 PM »

well....
I'm not so sure about the headmaster...
I've had one as a teacher that...

Oh sorry I'm digressing.

Very badly done indeed.

S1ND3X · « **Reply #57 on:** November 09, 2007, 02:44:07 AM »

having to work in telesales for a very shady company selling ripoff phone service just to make ends meet
and what i hate most is that without even trying i'm damned good at it

coneman · « **Reply #58 on:** November 09, 2007, 06:30:16 AM »

Whoever has been turning my electricity off at around 9pm for the past 4 nights.
If small things like this give them their jollies they should go home and play with their private parts.
Stake out tonight to catch them. No to hurt them just scare the living crap out of them.

Mr Teufel · « **Reply #59 on:** November 09, 2007, 09:17:10 AM »

Let us know how that turns out, coneman!

coneman · « **Reply #60 on:** November 09, 2007, 11:05:07 AM »

Talk about setting yourself up to get caught, seriously if you were going to do stuff like this you wouldnt go back the same time every night would you.

I waited behind a large bush right near the elec box, my mate was next door behind the fence.
Right on schedule in strolled this young lad, as he opened the meter box I shone a torch on him and said "what do you think your doing", he turned and ran straight into my mate, who had practically followed him up the path.

It was the teenage boy from 3 doors down, so we took him home to his parents, dad turns out to be a church minister and was not a happy chappy.

I think that will be the end of that.

Reaperman · « **Reply #61 on:** November 10, 2007, 08:40:20 AM »

very good, personally I would have used a paintball gun to show him the error of his ways, even if it does count as assualt it would get my point across. Or should that be paint?

King_Doberman · « **Reply #62 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:13:05 PM »

Having to go on a double date with two people I don't even know or want to know.

and then having to spend time with them after when we all go back to my GF home.

me and my GF Joan don't get to see each other every day as we live to far a part and me having to spend time chatting to some fella when I cud be spending it all with Joan is pi##ing me of big time.

but I have to be nice as its Joan's best friend from when they were kids.

time to get drunk.

jhindara · « **Reply #63 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:35:56 PM »

I think the thing that annoys me most of all at the minute is probably parents with seriously unruly children. a woman came into the shop i work at today gabbing on her mobile, leaving her three year old son to trash the sweets. he mauled about three packets of smarties and chewed two packets of poppets before she paid any attention, then told her boy (aside, whilst still talking to "jane" about her husbands car insurance) that the "till lady" would tell him off if he didnt behave.
he didnt.
I charged her for the lot.

Sabbat Wolf · « **Reply #64 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:47:56 PM »

Quote from: jhindara

I charged her for the lot.

Good for you! I hope it taught her to keep a better eye on her kids.

jhindara · « **Reply #65 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:54:32 PM »

oh, it didnt. she spoke to me like I was scum of the earth and had asked her to sell me her kid, not just pay for his damages. apparently she's going to complain to my manager too, but i can see just how far thats going to get!

Barry · « **Reply #66 on:** November 11, 2007, 09:57:44 AM »

Back to fireworks again, kids who throw fireworks at people riding horses especially when that person is my wife. That is seriously dangerous. Irresponsible dog owners who allow their dogs to chase people on horses and make inane comments like, 'he only wants to play- he won't hurt you.' Yes he will !!!!!!!.
Oh can I add to those who thought I dislike cats we have a cat too. Her name is Rosie. But she lives in an area where she does not annoy neighbours. She is a working cat- she keeps down the mice in the stables. And very occasionally take a wild bird.
B.

Bewildered Badger · « **Reply #67 on:** November 11, 2007, 02:16:37 PM »

There was a sickening story in last weeks news about a terrapin that had been found in some ones garden with a cracked shell, bleeding mouth and perforated eardrum. Some tw*t (and no, the word isn't 'twit') had taped it to a rocket and launched it.

Bodhi · « **Reply #68 on:** November 11, 2007, 04:10:50 PM »

I had a guy when I went to school who was like that. He used to brag about torturing animals in various ways and thought everybody would find him "cool" We just found him disgusting and disturbing. Ironically his last name was "Djurson" which in swedish means "Animal son". I have no idea what has happened to him since (this was 26 years ago) but I can't imagine he became a sane and responsible adult.

Bungle · « **Reply #69 on:** November 11, 2007, 04:27:20 PM »

Chocolate adverts that have nothing do do with chocolate..
like a gorilla playing drums I ask you WTF?

at least this version will appeal to Kev.

Wonderbra gorilla chocolate ad homage

Oh and Bodhi.. apparently many serial killers start out by torturing animals...

Vermis · « **Reply #70 on:** November 11, 2007, 07:28:41 PM »

Quote from: Barry on November 11, 2007, 09:57:44 AM

he won't hurt you.' Yes he will !!!!!!!

Depends on what you mean. And... not on the amount of exclamation marks.

Reaperman · « **Reply #71 on:** November 12, 2007, 09:34:59 AM »

Quote from: Bungle on November 11, 2007, 04:27:20 PM

at least this version will appeal to Kev.

Wonderbra gorilla chocolate ad homage

Very good

Shame they couldn't get a woman to actually hit the drums. She doesn't show the force in her arms like the Gorilla does, or infact any true drummer. I only noticed this on the 2nd watching of the advert as I was some what distracted the first time round

Bungle · « **Reply #72 on:** November 12, 2007, 07:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Reaperman on November 12, 2007, 09:34:59 AM

Very good Shame they couldn't get a woman to actually hit the drums. She doesn't show the force in her arms like the Gorilla does, or infact any true drummer. I only noticed this on the 2nd watching of the advert as I was some what distracted the first time round

were there drums on the screen?

I'll have to have another look

Graeme · « **Reply #73 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:12:25 PM »

Quote from: Reaperman on November 12, 2007, 09:34:59 AM

Quote from: Bungle on November 11, 2007, 04:27:20 PM
at least this version will appeal to Kev.

Wonderbra gorilla chocolate ad homage

Very good Shame they couldn't get a woman to actually hit the drums. She doesn't show the force in her arms like the Gorilla does, or infact any true drummer. I only noticed this on the 2nd watching of the advert as I was some what distracted the first time round

The 'Gorilla' isn't playing the drums in the advert only striking in time as the puppeteer inside could not see out of the mask to co-ordinate his arms. He did practice for 40 hours and broke many sticks.

Sabbat Wolf · « **Reply #74 on:** November 12, 2007, 09:08:39 PM »

Bloody hell! I hope she didn't pay the person that cut her fringe!

Either that or it's a designer wonky fringe.

I like the gorilla advert though.

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