Nothing, absolutely nothing is p-ing me off at present.
My job sucks, but it pays the bills. I've been suffering from tennis elbow on both arms for the last two months (making everything I lift, pull or push extreme agony), but they're getting better. I've had an annoying head cold for the last three weeks, but that seems to be abating.
The weather seems to change for the worse whenever I plan to spend the one day a week I have off with the family, but hey, summer's on they way (isn't it?). And I seem to have a few more grey hairs on my head then I did at the start of the year, but isn't that a sign of distinction?
No, nothing to upset my apple cart.
Life throws up the most infuriating annoyances at times, but you've got to take it on the chin and accept that the pungent brown stuff does happen and don't be too surprised when it does.
My glass is half full, not half empty.