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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #800 on: May 03, 2009, 10:04:34 PM »
Heard on the radio yesterday:

A man was worried about swine flu, so he called NHS Direct, but all he heard was crackling.

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« Reply #801 on: May 04, 2009, 12:11:58 AM »
Heard on the radio yesterday:

A man was worried about swine flu, so he called NHS Direct, but all he heard was crackling.

Sure they didn't mean cackling? :p
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #802 on: May 04, 2009, 09:43:20 PM »
Maybe not exactly funny but I like this a lot (predator's car):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lancashire/8030766.stm
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #803 on: May 18, 2009, 05:36:26 PM »
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« Reply #804 on: May 18, 2009, 08:24:08 PM »
Incoming terrible joke.

A pregnant woman from Springburn is out doing the shopping, when her waters break. In a panic, she calls 999, and the operator goes "calm down - now where are you wringing from?"

She replies "from my knickers to my ankles".

Ba-dum-TSCH!

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #805 on: May 21, 2009, 07:16:28 PM »
The headbanging around 1.02 made me laugh. As did some of the later antics (but nowhere near as much).
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« Reply #806 on: May 21, 2009, 07:49:28 PM »
The headbanging around 1.02 made me laugh. As did some of the later antics (but nowhere near as much).
Not intentionally funny, but so preposterously overblown.

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« Reply #807 on: May 22, 2009, 08:48:29 AM »
The headbanging around 1.02 made me laugh. As did some of the later antics (but nowhere near as much).
Not intentionally funny, but so preposterously overblown.
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« Reply #808 on: May 27, 2009, 02:57:02 PM »
The headbanging around 1.02 made me laugh. As did some of the later antics (but nowhere near as much).

Erm, a few "related videos" clicks away I found this (which was equaly funny).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc&feature=related
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #809 on: May 27, 2009, 07:16:39 PM »
Not funny, but a-may-zing. :shock: Think it's a guy from Derby, actually, as the town hall is in one of the bits of footage.
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« Reply #810 on: May 27, 2009, 07:30:42 PM »
Not funny, but a-may-zing. :shock: Think it's a guy from Derby, actually, as the town hall is in one of the bits of footage.
Warning: watch this and feel decidedly unfit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MeiwLLZjDo
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #811 on: May 27, 2009, 08:36:58 PM »
Think it's a guy from Derby, actually, as the town hall is in one of the bits of footage.

Well, one of his other videos is called something like 'Derby gym lads' So I guess he's from round there!

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« Reply #812 on: May 27, 2009, 10:05:15 PM »
wow. im out of breath just watching it. thanks for the link, and i think ill agree with both the mystic warrior and zombie hunter comment.
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #813 on: May 28, 2009, 04:33:52 AM »
Yes I feel decidely unfit as I it here in front of my computer.

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #814 on: May 29, 2009, 12:23:41 PM »
outstanding vids, any chace one of the gangers will turn out to be doing a Not damien?
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #815 on: June 23, 2009, 09:08:40 PM »

 A friend of mine recently got an email saying he could catch swine flu from tinned pork products

 He's taking it really seriously, but personally I think it's just spam!
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #816 on: June 24, 2009, 02:34:35 AM »

 A friend of mine recently got an email saying he could catch swine flu from tinned pork products

 He's taking it really seriously, but personally I think it's just spam!

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« Reply #817 on: June 24, 2009, 01:32:42 PM »
What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

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« Reply #818 on: June 26, 2009, 04:46:16 AM »
What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #819 on: June 26, 2009, 08:05:18 AM »
Not funny, but a-may-zing. :shock: Think it's a guy from Derby, actually, as the town hall is in one of the bits of footage.
Warning: watch this and feel decidedly unfit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MeiwLLZjDo
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Wow, this geezer is amazing.  :jawdrop:

Funniest thing is at the end of the 2007 showreel, LMAO.  :lmao:
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« Reply #820 on: June 28, 2009, 09:43:23 PM »
Bear Grylls, urban survivalist.

It's not all about hotels you know. And he really likes jumping all the time.
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« Reply #822 on: June 30, 2009, 04:47:08 PM »
"It took me three days to figure out that there was another side to the tape."

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #823 on: July 10, 2009, 03:12:28 PM »
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« Reply #824 on: July 10, 2009, 03:24:55 PM »
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