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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #300 on: November 12, 2006, 02:47:56 PM »
It sort of looks to me like there releasing the cat. The cage is open, and he seems to be trying to goad it out (successfully, unfortunately for him)

I hadn't looked at it that way.  :oops:

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« Reply #301 on: November 12, 2006, 03:01:54 PM »
I tried not to look at all. :sick:
Back on topic, everyone.

From the devil's dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce:

BACK, n.  That part of your friend which it is your privilege to
contemplate in your adversity.

CLAIRVOYANT, n.  A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of
seeing that which is invisible to her patron, namely, that he is a
blockhead.

DARING, n.  One of the most conspicuous qualities of a man in
security.

FLAG, n.  A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and
ships.  It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one
sees and vacant lots in London -- "Rubbish may be shot here."

HAND, n.  A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and
commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

...and he goes on (and on)  like this.

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #302 on: November 12, 2006, 05:07:43 PM »
:rofl3:

That was fun (^^)

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #303 on: November 12, 2006, 08:04:24 PM »
I agree that watching someone getting mauled isn't funny.  If he had been a poacher (which I doubt), you could say it was deserved, but not funny.  I loved the cat on the fan though!
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« Reply #304 on: November 14, 2006, 12:41:55 PM »
In Rays/Robins/Borats Bat's wetter dreams opticians have eyecharts like this
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« Reply #305 on: November 15, 2006, 05:19:56 PM »
TTYL?
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« Reply #306 on: November 15, 2006, 05:36:48 PM »
Talk To You Later. ;)

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« Reply #307 on: November 15, 2006, 06:20:15 PM »
Ironic you'd be the one to answer that, after Buggrit's friendly snipe at you with the pic ;)
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #308 on: November 16, 2006, 12:35:16 AM »
Funny Pics

#12 is cool.

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #309 on: November 16, 2006, 10:13:49 AM »
#12 is cool.

#4 Wins for me! Great stuff - Bitch took my fish.
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« Reply #310 on: November 16, 2006, 10:25:34 AM »
I like 12 and the last 1, those kittens are soooooo cute.
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« Reply #311 on: November 16, 2006, 11:05:34 AM »
Darn, it looks like they keep changing. The link at the bottom goes to a voting system, and the pickies change as the vote progresses over time. So identifying them by number is moot.

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« Reply #312 on: November 16, 2006, 01:43:54 PM »
Number 14 the squirrels got me.   :lol:
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« Reply #313 on: November 16, 2006, 06:18:55 PM »
The silliest burglar ever:
http://www.unf-unf.de/show1340.html
I love how he gives up in the end and smokes a cigarette while he waits for the police to arrive... :mrgreen:
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #314 on: November 18, 2006, 01:19:14 AM »
One of New Zealands Finest policemen

http://dsl.optusnet.com.au/news/story/abc/20061118/09/international/1791735.inp

I guess the guy gave himself up before the cop pulled his gun out and actually killed one of his family

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« Reply #315 on: November 18, 2006, 02:30:36 AM »
One of New Zealands Finest policemen

http://dsl.optusnet.com.au/news/story/abc/20061118/09/international/1791735.inp

I guess the guy gave himself up before the cop pulled his gun out and actually killed one of his family

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« Reply #316 on: November 18, 2006, 04:20:15 AM »
Well that is no good  :swear:

Here is the story

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A clumsy New Zealand policeman, who was attending a domestic dispute, accidentally shot himself and a teenager with a stun gun.

The constable was loading his weapon - to stun a man at the centre of the incident - when he accidentally blasted himself with the Taser's 50,000 volts, the New Zealand Herald reports.

Another shot hit the man's 16-year-old son.

After five attempts to hit the man, the officer eventually used pepper spray. But he succeeded only in hitting the man's 21-year-old daughter - an unintended target.

The wanted man eventually gave himself up.


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« Reply #317 on: November 18, 2006, 10:35:54 AM »
 :lmao:
so long as it was only a Taser, I'm happy
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« Reply #318 on: November 22, 2006, 07:48:10 PM »
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #319 on: November 22, 2006, 10:50:38 PM »
Wierd Al. Gotta luv 'im! :lol: :geek:

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« Reply #320 on: November 22, 2006, 10:51:19 PM »
The thing is, I would actually listen to that...
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« Reply #321 on: November 23, 2006, 03:14:06 PM »
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« Reply #322 on: November 23, 2006, 05:17:12 PM »
Prehistoric Monster Syndrome!

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« Reply #323 on: November 23, 2006, 09:09:23 PM »
Nice ones both  :lmao:
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« Reply #324 on: November 23, 2006, 10:13:22 PM »
 It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife
are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

  News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs. Mills-McCartney is said to be
distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"!
She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

 "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"

  After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

  It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to
the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and
if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

  Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may
have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

  Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
 cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get
 home at night and find her legless"
   Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

 A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate
 "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says
"try Paul McCartney"

 Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
 I lay upon a grassy bank
 My hands were all a quiver
 I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

 These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please.
Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.