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Completely Irrelevant SW Musing
« on: July 19, 2014, 01:17:07 AM »
Completely pointless, but it has been in my mind for a long time.

The chosen one who would bring balance to the force = Anakin Skywalker.
Trained as a jedi, hundreds already exist.
Brought over by a Sith Lord, only ever one master and apprentice at a time it seems
Helped Sith Lord kill all the jedi
Yoda and Kenobi survive
Two jedi, two sith
BALANCE ACHIEVED

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Re: Completely Irrelevant SW Musing
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2014, 04:50:06 AM »
Kenobi and Yoda die, Luke becomes Jedi, Sith master dies, Annakin turns back and dies, Luke is left... oops, it fell over

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Re: Completely Irrelevant SW Musing
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2014, 05:31:39 AM »
Kenobi and Yoda die, Luke becomes Jedi, Sith master dies, Annakin turns back and dies, Luke is left... oops, it fell over

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After the fact.  Prophecy fulfilled.  Balance achieved.  Prophecy said nothing of what comes after.  Unless you are stating that the whole cycle begins again.
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Re: Completely Irrelevant SW Musing
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2014, 07:57:53 AM »
Luke was a whiny douche not worthy of being a Jedi, balance restored. ;)

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Re: Completely Irrelevant SW Musing
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2014, 01:21:28 PM »
Completely pointless, but it has been in my mind for a long time.

The chosen one who would bring balance to the force = Anakin Skywalker.
Trained as a jedi, hundreds already exist.
Brought over by a Sith Lord, only ever one master and apprentice at a time it seems
Helped Sith Lord kill all the jedi
Yoda and Kenobi survive
Two jedi, two sith
BALANCE ACHIEVED

Nerd-out expended.  Back to normal.

To be honest, I always thought that was evident, and the jedis were absolutely stupid for not realizing it. The biggest plot hole in the prequels.
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Re: Completely Irrelevant SW Musing
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2014, 03:26:43 PM »
Remember what Obi wan Ghostnobi said in Return.  Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.  Their point of view would not let them see it.
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