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Offline Bewildered Badger

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She's a total bi--- , I mean witch.
« on: May 17, 2013, 11:54:12 PM »
I couldn't find any earlier suggestions for this, so I thought I'd through it out there.
 The title character from the ludicrously over the top, mad-as-a-box-of-frogs-in-a-crack-factory, love it or hate it game Bayonetta.





Yes, those are guns on her shoes. So she can shoot you in the face at the same time she kicks you in the face.
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Re: She's a total bi--- , I mean witch.
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2013, 08:22:58 AM »
I really like this jacket...
but the sleeves are much too long!

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Re: She's a total bi--- , I mean witch.
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2013, 12:55:00 PM »
Thanks TSR. That's a nice model, but rather pricey.

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Re: She's a total bi--- , I mean witch.
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2013, 03:58:43 PM »
That first picture is weird... Like she has extra vertebrae in her neck
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Re: She's a total bi--- , I mean witch.
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2013, 05:59:22 PM »
Yes. It's fair to say the designers of the game took a somewhat exaggerated approach to the design of the lead character. Someone once estimated that, if her head is the same size as that of a normal woman, then with her proportions she ought to be about nine foot tall.

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Re: She's a total bi--- , I mean witch.
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2013, 06:02:59 PM »
Thanks TSR. That's a nice model, but rather pricey.

I was looking at their stuff today funnily enough. Looked like really top notch quality. Not my cup of tea to be honest, but some great sculpts and very nicely produced.
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Re: She's a total bi--- , I mean witch.
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2013, 08:55:54 PM »
I thought her head looked rather small.
Not a fan of that to be honest. Very strange to have gun shoes

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Re: She's a total bi--- , I mean witch.
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2013, 10:58:48 PM »
I couldn't find any earlier suggestions for this

I think there's a reason for that too. Not a great concept (I am being polite) and the one rendition of her I have seen is a bit rubbish

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Re: She's a total bi--- , I mean witch.
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2013, 12:42:31 AM »
Yeah, to be completely frank I thought she was one of the stupidest things I'd seen in a long time. I still do.
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