Message for the day

[Citizen Sade]

Life is a sh1t sandwich, but the more bread you have, the less sh1t you taste.

[Steel Penguin]

push to test....
release to detonate

[leadhead]

Be yourself, everyone else is taken.

Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.

Treat every situation as if you are a dog.  If you can't eat it or hump it, p!$$ on it and walk away.

[agentmolar]

Where there's a Will, there's a bunch of greedy relatives.

[Patrick Lefevre]

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoyes them so much

Oscar Wilde

[Graeme]

The rain. it raineth on the Just and Unjust together,
But mainly on the Just,
For the Unjust hath nicked the Justs Umberella.


Here endeth the lesson.

[Chris_M]

Was looking something up the other day, and saw this:

There are two types of researchers. Those who have done something and those who haven't. The latter will say there are 143 ways to do something, and the former will say 142 of them don't work

[Inso]

28mm - big enough to see well enough to paint and small enough that you don't need to be too good at it.

For every hill we have to climb there is always the downhill on the other side.

[Bergil]

Don't trust people related to government.

[Thantos]

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down, is directly proportional to the price of the carpet.

or

In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you dont need it.

or

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Inso]

Don't trust people related to government.

Is the military classed as 'related to government'? If so, don't trust me .

[leadhead]

Don't trust people related to government.

Is the military classed as 'related to government'? If so, don't trust me .

How can we trust not to trust you?

[Bergil]

Don't trust people related to government.

Is the military classed as 'related to government'? If so, don't trust me .

All depends really 

[Sir Chiddlington-Smythe]

Don't trust people related to government.

I'm a civil servant. Wouldn't trust myself as far as I can throw me.

[Bergil]

Don't trust people related to government.

I'm a civil servant. Wouldn't trust myself as far as I can throw me.

My point exactly.

My mothers one too... Which is why I'm so well informed... 

[hawkins]

Just dropping by to say Hallu.

[Steve Wingate]

"You are the best one of you that will ever be."

And

"Treat everyone like they're an idiot and you won't be disappointed." 

And

"I don't make mistakes, just opportunities for redemption." 

[No Head Ned]

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange Ians even Threadomancy may die"

[leadhead]

Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.

[Steve Wingate]

“Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.” David Lee Roth

“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” Spike Milligan

[leadhead]

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

To my previous post, while playing cards, I was once quoted as saying "Mediocrity is the way to victory."  I  ended up the second winner.

[No Head Ned]

Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.

Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.

It is in the nature of great men to repeat themselves.

and:

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

[No Head Ned]

Wisest bit of advice i ever received...

"keep away from children"

[beefcake]

Wish I'd followed that one when I decided to be a teacher...