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Announcements and News / Re: Releases for September 2006
« on: September 13, 2006, 04:18:22 PM »Hold on...that tiger in libertee's avatar is different...
I need a new avatar!
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Hold on...that tiger in libertee's avatar is different...
I need a new avatar!
Pockets
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Announcements and News / Re: Releases for September 2006
« on: September 12, 2006, 09:14:24 PM »Ooohhh....me, me me...
I do...me!
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: Yay! Some employment!
« on: September 12, 2006, 08:13:32 PM »The kiddies will buy that for me too?
Don't worry, a week today and your money will be there
Pockets
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General Ranting / Re: Funny Stuff
« on: September 12, 2006, 05:10:01 PM »
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line isbacking up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the Little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line isbacking up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the Little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: Yay! Some employment!
« on: September 12, 2006, 05:03:34 PM »Well done kids, as a reward you can buy some hf mini's for me
That's the plan
Pockets
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Ideas for New Heresy Models / The Chavfather
« on: September 10, 2006, 12:07:54 PM »With my current idea of chav ghouls, or chavs versus ghould...what about a chavfather to face off against the Ghoul King
A sort of aging chav, dirty old coat, cheap gold, a 1980's brick mobile phone...
Pockets
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Eolith/Spyglass / Re: Red-Eye, part 2
« on: September 07, 2006, 08:34:40 PM »Well, I like it
Nice jacket
Pockets
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: I'm not happy
« on: September 07, 2006, 08:32:10 PM »Have you sold it yet?
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Ideas for New Heresy Models / Re: Gargoyles
« on: September 06, 2006, 08:35:39 PM »I saw some gargoyles on someone's wall the other day and thought I'd suggest it, but I forgot...
Good suggestion
*claps*
Pockets
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Eye Candy / Re: wip LIBBY & TIGRESS
« on: September 05, 2006, 08:24:18 PM »Whoa!
This thing is flying along
C'est awesome
Pockets
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Suggestions (HF) / Re: Mounted Libby
« on: September 04, 2006, 09:29:06 PM »I dunno, matron doesn't let me drink spirits...
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Suggestions (HF) / Re: Mounted Libby
« on: September 04, 2006, 09:23:40 PM »Isn't Smirnoff vodka?
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Hasslefree Babble / Re: Give me a name!
« on: September 04, 2006, 09:22:20 PM »Hecate
Go for something classical this time
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: I'm not happy
« on: September 04, 2006, 08:33:08 PM »so you don't need me to pop down and kick him in the taters then?
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: I'm not happy
« on: September 04, 2006, 07:41:37 AM »Well, that royally sux...
I'm off on Wednesday if you'd like me to drop by and kick him in the nutz
Pockets
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The Colouring-in Room / Re: Kappa Shaman
« on: September 03, 2006, 09:04:42 PM »You'll excuse me if my oriental folk lore is a little blurry, but didn't the Kappa used to have open topped skulls with water in?
If I remember correctly, they expired if the water came out, and being honourable fighters, to defeat them you simply bowed
They bowed back, the water ran from their heads and you won
I think that's how it went
Pockets
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General Ranting / Re: Klute's painting block is infectious
« on: September 02, 2006, 03:48:43 PM »I've been working on my novel a lot recently, so I haven't done much painting at all.
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: Sweets
« on: September 01, 2006, 09:15:34 PM »meh
I'll ask the folks what they'd like
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Hasslefree / Re: Blue Watch Grymn
« on: August 25, 2006, 03:28:05 PM »
Funkeh
Love the bases too
Pockets
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Black Scorpion news / Re: New releases now available for pre-order!
« on: August 22, 2006, 06:40:04 PM »Funky...I can make a blueprint then...
nice work, Adam
Andy
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Black Scorpion news / Re: New releases now available for pre-order!
« on: August 22, 2006, 06:35:25 PM »loving the new Tombstone stuff...as usual.
The kid with his arm out, what's that in his other hand...not sure if it's a scythe or a length of leather
He might be ideal for the mad scientist in our Deadlands group
Pockets
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: What have you bought lately and why
« on: August 19, 2006, 05:20:59 PM »Damn, I knew there was one model I'd miss off my Black Scorpion order
*shuffles off to pm Mirlo*
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: What have you bought lately and why
« on: August 18, 2006, 06:26:38 PM »They may not take paypal, but the little grannies motor at a fair old pace...
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Sneak Peeks / Re: DB Humans
« on: August 18, 2006, 06:23:04 PM »'Merkin, the early days' perhaps?
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