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General Ranting / Re: The relationship between Hasslefree and Heresy...?
« on: June 05, 2007, 07:40:06 PM »Hairfree...that's a good enough name
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Hairfree...that's a good enough name
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Ideas for New Heresy Models / Re: Upcoming models...(Not definite, but most excited about doing)
« on: June 04, 2007, 06:11:02 PM »What about...a not Will Smith from that remake of War of the Worlds...it's almost July 4th, you know
He'd be good in a flight suit, cigar in one hand...big ol' ears
Pockets
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Sneak Peeks / Re: Ellie Mental (Sci-fi)
« on: June 03, 2007, 08:52:28 PM »I always get those two mixed up
Pockets
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Sneak Peeks / Re: Ellie Mental (Sci-fi)
« on: June 03, 2007, 08:16:11 PM »
The Chris Rock character was called Ruby Rod, I think
And he would indeed Rock as a miniature...and I just groaned at my own pun
Oh...and where do I pre-order?
Pockets
And he would indeed Rock as a miniature...and I just groaned at my own pun
Oh...and where do I pre-order?
Pockets
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General Ranting / Re: Oh. My. God. It's a (dead) Dire Boar
« on: June 03, 2007, 08:04:41 PM »and it's brother seems to be sitting next to the kid!
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General Ranting / Re: Funny Stuff
« on: May 30, 2007, 03:08:41 PM »
VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
New Policy Effective from 1 June 2007
Dress code:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Annual leave days:
Each employee will receive 104 annual leave days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Bereavement leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employees involvment is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic Offenders category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch break:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
New Policy Effective from 1 June 2007
Dress code:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Annual leave days:
Each employee will receive 104 annual leave days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Bereavement leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employees involvment is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic Offenders category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch break:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
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Sneak Peeks / Re: (Sci-Fi) Customs Inspectors...and...a Woo-man?! Take that, disbelievers!
« on: May 30, 2007, 09:25:46 AM »Ordered 2 sets and tempted to go for a third
Pockets
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General Ranting / Re: Back from Partizan..........
« on: May 28, 2007, 06:44:18 AM »hmmmmmmm....baps!
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Spyglass and Eolith Miniatures Discussion / Re: For SteveB
« on: May 26, 2007, 08:03:11 PM »Haven't you posted this one before?
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General Ranting / Re: Funny Stuff
« on: May 23, 2007, 12:52:04 PM »
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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Suggestions (HF) / 54mm Zombie hunter
« on: May 16, 2007, 08:50:48 PM »I'd really like to see a 54 mm zombie hunter - maybe an adaptation of one of the existing 28mm ones or something completely new
THEN
a 54mm zombiefied version
I reckon these would make great bookends or would make for an excellent mirror image diorama
Pockets
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Eye Candy / Re: First resin casting of 40mm Tiriel
« on: May 13, 2007, 08:36:35 AM »Crouching Deth, Hidden Taxxis?
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Ideas for New Heresy Models / Re: Anything
« on: May 12, 2007, 04:10:53 PM »We really need to work out the kind of numbers we're looking at Mr Bossman...
But that WILL have to wait until 1. I've been to see the missus again and 2. I've quit that horrible cahoot job.
Pockets
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: FoD RPG
« on: May 11, 2007, 02:16:02 PM »I'd be interested in playing the Sliders type game, but if there's no room I'll drop out
Pockets
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: Cornish Life...
« on: May 11, 2007, 09:15:05 AM »Travesty?
I thought it was Travel Inn...although that explains a lot
Pockets
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Announcements and News / Re: Release schedule May 2007 to October 2007
« on: May 11, 2007, 09:13:17 AM »I thought there was already a Grymm named after Inso?
Pockets
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Hasslefree / Re: Clash of the Diminutive folk.
« on: May 11, 2007, 06:27:00 AM »Cynoraptors were from Void by....that company
HLBS do some compy's that are pretty good too
Pockets
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Ideas for New Heresy Models / Re: Monsters you most want to see
« on: May 11, 2007, 06:10:05 AM »Jack,
It needs some work, I'll agree on that but your assessment of your work is a bit harsh.
I've seen it and it looks good, it just needs....uhm....cosmetic reassurance
Pockets
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General Ranting / Re: The Show of Doom (SoD)
« on: May 10, 2007, 08:29:14 PM »I have some notes, but people were right...it's a heck of a lot to organise and generating interest in a new show is going to be a real grind
Pockets
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Announcements and News / Re: Too picky? You decide ....
« on: May 09, 2007, 04:52:21 PM »Does Caster B answer the phone with 'Hello mold lines r us, how can we ruin your sculpt'
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: RPG's
« on: May 09, 2007, 12:23:58 PM »
The great thing about RPG's are the characters that you end up developing and the groups you create.
Pockets, of course, is my favourite of my characters.
However, my games of Cyberpunk have huge casts of recurring characters now and the gangs I've ended up creating are getting worse. The current gang that are high on the 'to use' list are The Reapers. A gang who deal in human body parts...kind of borg-esque
Pockets
Pockets, of course, is my favourite of my characters.
However, my games of Cyberpunk have huge casts of recurring characters now and the gangs I've ended up creating are getting worse. The current gang that are high on the 'to use' list are The Reapers. A gang who deal in human body parts...kind of borg-esque
Pockets
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: Cornish Life...
« on: May 08, 2007, 06:18:20 PM »
more than a little odd, Fabian
I'd say...it was an experience
Kev and I sharing a 'mixed platter' of meat as desert should tell you something
I'd say...it was an experience
Kev and I sharing a 'mixed platter' of meat as desert should tell you something
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: Cornish Life...
« on: May 08, 2007, 05:30:43 PM »Kev,
They serve the babies with creme fraiche...which is fresh, and not from a can
only it turns out to be whipping cream...but it is fresh
Pockets
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Libertee's Miscellaneous Musings II / Re: New production manager?
« on: May 07, 2007, 12:41:59 PM »I've been asked to be godfather to my mate's baby...and it's left me shocked and concerned
1. I don't even look Italian
2. I have to repent my sins - the kid will have left school by then
3. I'm meant to be a role model - I'm named after a chain smoking kleptomaniac, my only other claims to fame are having a non functional pancreas and making rude jokes about my colleagues at work
I'm beginning to think I've been mistaken for someone else.
Pockets
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Ideas for New Heresy Models / Re: new Lurkers.
« on: May 07, 2007, 12:38:29 PM »Red crispy beef nik naks?
Pockets