What gets me is the number of male customers who have their regular HF fix sent to a work address so their wives dont give them grief over buying sculpts....what on earth can be threatening about a 3cm tall piece of metal that just happens to have boobs and a cute bum!
Just for the record - I get my naked metal sent to work because the

post office is too

useless to bother actually delivering parcels to my home address - and it is a

to pick them up from their conveniet (

) local office. But I can get them the day they are delivered to work!
I would keep my purchases secret from Mrs Keeper, but I get too excited about them and tell her anyway - which gets me a pat on the head and the following:
At least I know where you are at night.
Besides, Sally says I have to give the sweets to my girls, so I have to declare them to the wife!