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General Nattering => General Ranting => : Inso April 21, 2013, 10:41:37 PM

: Super Prize Amazing Quiz Chance.
: Inso April 21, 2013, 10:41:37 PM
Welcome to Inso's Super Prize Amazing Quiz chance.

I have super amazing prize for first most excellent answer to this question:

"When I went out to get air so fresh I..."

Best answer posted get super amazing prize of this year's Salute miniature by Renedra!

Yes Super amazing prize can be yours if question answer amuses and entertains so get your writing done so can everyone enjoy most entertaining writing!

Super Prize Amazing Quiz Chance finishes Sunday next... so quick write and post for super chance to win!
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: Brandlin April 22, 2013, 02:04:05 AM
I think your definition of 'question' and mine differ somewhat. Anyway, here's my attempt in a similar grammatical vein...

"When I went out to get air so fresh I met ping-pong Mei who love me long time only five bucks"
: Re: Super Prize Amazing Quiz Chance.
: beefcake April 22, 2013, 02:08:00 AM
... Farted so I went back inside.

Edit: slight change, almost reaching a novel length now
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: leadhead April 22, 2013, 04:03:40 AM
Choked on the made in china label.
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: Inso April 22, 2013, 09:30:21 AM
I think your definition of 'question' and mine differ somewhat.

Don't tell anyone but I don't normally write like that... it is in the style of Japanese model kit instructions from the 80's and has been deliberately written as if a full understanding of the languge has not been grasped ;).
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: Ben Brownlie April 22, 2013, 12:09:58 PM
"When I went out to get air so fresh I..."

Got given most excellent rubbish plastic toy man for your enjoy
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: sliksham April 22, 2013, 12:15:39 PM
... could only find spritz action fresh, sad time for me but happy Ozone layer.
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: Gangrel April 22, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
...flushed the scent of several hundred wargamers en masse out of my nostrils.

(just going for a Salute theme)
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: Inso April 24, 2013, 12:51:36 PM
More entry to Super Prize Amazing Quiz Chance needed!

Enter now for Super Chance!
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: keeper40k April 24, 2013, 02:32:52 PM
"When I went out to get air so fresh I..."

... found all our bases no belong to us. Sad face time.
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: BecauseWeIsMonsters April 24, 2013, 10:55:50 PM
When I went out to get air so fresh,
I was displeasing to become trap in wire mesh.
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: Orc Man April 25, 2013, 12:34:13 AM
When I went out to get air so fresh I...

... Did concern not my head with the trousers not on my body.

Being funny is hard.
: Re: Super Prize Amazing Quiz Chance.
: Dethkor April 25, 2013, 12:08:11 PM
When I went out to get air so fresh
I couldn't believe my eyes,
Instead of a picnic with teddy bears
They were Fodders in disguise!
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: DRAGON April 25, 2013, 05:43:12 PM
"When I went out to get air so fresh I..."
...... suddenly remembered I was on a moon mission and I left my helmet indoors - DOH !
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: No Head Ned April 27, 2013, 06:57:18 PM
...I ran in traffic long straight. Not be able to continue, withdraw to the last corner on my behalf. When you enter the library there, I encountered a cultists browsing the shelves of many Cthulu. Unfortunately, they leave bad mood, Necronomicons had been checked out all. I had a sad face many.
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: snailracer April 27, 2013, 07:17:14 PM
When I went out to get air so fresh
I realise  I not out I in creche
Air in creche
Not so fresh
Because lots nappies inside

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: beefcake April 27, 2013, 08:16:06 PM
Winner!
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: Inso April 27, 2013, 09:23:14 PM
Super Prize Amazing Quiz Chance end tomorrow.

Be sure to add funny most excellent amusing most story for amazing win chance!
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: No Head Ned April 28, 2013, 03:32:20 PM
Who have won the chance of quiz super nice prize? Global moderator INSO grymn fans only know the answer! He will tell? Or do we remain in suspense torture for all time?
: Re: Super Prize Amazing Quiz Chance.
: Inso April 28, 2013, 06:03:47 PM
In three place:

No Head Ned - No super amazing prize... The Mighty Godzilla use fire dragon breath to burn!

In two place:

Ben Brownlie - No super amazing prize... Mothra used wing flap power to blow away!

Super Amazing Prize Winner is:

Orc Man!

Yes, funny Orc Man is amazing winner of much prized super amazing prize! Ultra man, he got your back and saw off Mecha Godzilla to save prize!

Orc Man... PM address and super amazing prize will be on way!

Everyone else, nice try but try harder next time... that is way of Imperial Emperor!
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: Orc Man April 28, 2013, 09:07:26 PM
I actually thought mine was terrible.  :shrug:

But I am very happy of course that I won! Nice effort from the rest of you. The thread gave me a good chuckle.
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: beefcake April 28, 2013, 09:21:40 PM
Congratulations.  :applause:
I think you won because it sounded terrible ;) A well constructed example of poor syntax. Well done. It really sounded like it was taken from some sort of poorly translated brochure or something like that.
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: Orc Man April 28, 2013, 09:30:25 PM
I was worried I had misjudged just how broken to make the english there.
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: Inso April 28, 2013, 09:39:59 PM
SUPER amazing prize is packed ready to send when post Godzilla allow access to post office!

Watch out for more super prize chance in future!

:mrgreen:
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: beefcake April 28, 2013, 09:41:57 PM
You're an absolute star Inso.
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: No Head Ned April 28, 2013, 10:30:59 PM
Oh no, Godzilla! I need the ease burn a lot. Still, at least I not get blown by Mothra.
Congratulations to many of Orc Man!
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: Ben Brownlie April 29, 2013, 11:35:16 AM
:lol:

Funny

Nice thread Steve!