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: Message for the day
: libertee April 10, 2012, 08:58:08 PM
Post your words of wisdom here.

For example my message for today is

"Some people have ideas above their stations and find it neccessary to magnify their minor talents and
importance by putting down both the skill and efforts of others.
Those people generally dont last long in this industry where loyalty counts for more than point-scoring."
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: gi6ers April 10, 2012, 09:06:08 PM
The world is like a chicken nugget.  Full of arseholes.
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: libertee April 10, 2012, 09:12:53 PM
The world is like a chicken nugget.  Full of arseholes.


 :applause:
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: zerodemon April 10, 2012, 09:26:06 PM
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
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: Steel Penguin April 10, 2012, 10:05:45 PM
some say that happiness is money shaped, outhers that happiness is gun shaped, I prefer to think that happiness is happiness shaped.
a randon quote from a shadowrun troll, that got used back at me at my wedding.
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: Steel Penguin April 10, 2012, 10:06:54 PM
if it aint nailed down or on fire its mine, and if i can pry it loose and put it out, its mine as well.
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: Steel Penguin April 10, 2012, 10:07:32 PM
dont press that.....
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: Steel Penguin April 10, 2012, 10:11:58 PM
from my wife.
most model railway enthusiasts have stations above there ideas..
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: Cultist of Sooty April 10, 2012, 10:19:37 PM
Born Free would have been a lot less heartwarming if it had been about Cthulhu instead of Elsa the lion cub.
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: Brandlin April 10, 2012, 10:47:19 PM
GRAMMAR: The difference between knowing your sh1t and knowing you're sh1t.
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: libertee April 10, 2012, 11:34:24 PM
GRAMMAR: The difference between knowing your sh1t and knowing you're sh1t.

thats a good one!
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: Brandlin April 11, 2012, 01:54:00 AM
Predictability... The last refuge of the unimaginative.
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: Bahir April 11, 2012, 02:22:35 AM
Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.
- Mark Twain
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: ballistic_bro April 11, 2012, 09:23:36 AM
Open your mind, body and soul,
let fate take control,
then, and only then,
will you know your true destiny.


Borrowed from an old rave flyer, wheeled out for wedding guest books etc............ :smile:
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: Tasker April 11, 2012, 09:25:40 AM
Life is like a box of chocolates... Some b*****ds already had the good ones before you get to it.
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: gi6ers April 11, 2012, 10:34:55 AM
I got 99 problems and the chips ain't one.
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: Lurching Dead April 11, 2012, 10:39:47 AM
Whether on man or beast, under every ponytail, you'll always find an a$$hole.
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: Bergil April 11, 2012, 01:31:03 PM
I agree with the saying, just not so much the stations part.

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: Inso April 11, 2012, 02:23:53 PM
Predictability... The last refuge of the unimaginative.

Predictability provides the foundation for surprises :)
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: alrith72 April 11, 2012, 02:25:34 PM
It's better to be p1ssed off than p1ssed on!
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: DRAGON April 11, 2012, 07:03:51 PM
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters -perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and set fire to them...........
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: Sir Chiddlington-Smythe April 11, 2012, 07:19:28 PM
One from my girlfriend about responding to trolls online - never start a pissing contest with a skunk.
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: Steel Penguin April 11, 2012, 09:34:49 PM
if it aint broke, the P.Cs havent been near it yet.
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: somaticon April 12, 2012, 11:44:33 PM
Don't cry because it is over smile because it happened. dr Seuss
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: beefcake April 13, 2012, 12:20:13 AM
Don't cry because it is over smile because it happened. dr Seuss

Definately something my son needs to learn.  :lol:
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: Citizen Sade April 13, 2012, 02:44:49 AM
Life is a sh1t sandwich, but the more bread you have, the less sh1t you taste.
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: Steel Penguin April 13, 2012, 06:55:43 PM
push to test....
release to detonate
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: leadhead April 14, 2012, 02:35:16 AM
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.

Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.

Treat every situation as if you are a dog.  If you can't eat it or hump it, p!$$ on it and walk away.
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: agentmolar April 14, 2012, 02:40:43 PM
Where there's a Will, there's a bunch of greedy relatives.
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: Patrick Lefevre April 14, 2012, 08:02:42 PM
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoyes them so much

Oscar Wilde
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: Graeme April 15, 2012, 12:28:17 PM
The rain. it raineth on the Just and Unjust together,
But mainly on the Just,
For the Unjust hath nicked the Justs Umberella.


Here endeth the lesson.
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: Chris_M May 25, 2012, 09:41:18 AM
Was looking something up the other day, and saw this:

There are two types of researchers. Those who have done something and those who haven't. The latter will say there are 143 ways to do something, and the former will say 142 of them don't work
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: Inso May 25, 2012, 09:46:06 AM
28mm - big enough to see well enough to paint and small enough that you don't need to be too good at it.

For every hill we have to climb there is always the downhill on the other side.

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: Bergil May 29, 2012, 01:09:53 PM
Don't trust people related to government.
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: Thantos May 29, 2012, 07:31:56 PM
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down, is directly proportional to the price of the carpet.

or

In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you dont need it.

or

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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: Inso May 29, 2012, 08:33:15 PM
Don't trust people related to government.

Is the military classed as 'related to government'? If so, don't trust me ;).
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: leadhead May 29, 2012, 10:40:16 PM
Don't trust people related to government.

Is the military classed as 'related to government'? If so, don't trust me ;).
How can we trust not to trust you? :paranoid2:
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: Bergil May 30, 2012, 12:28:23 PM
Don't trust people related to government.

Is the military classed as 'related to government'? If so, don't trust me ;).

All depends really  :D
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: Sir Chiddlington-Smythe May 30, 2012, 08:36:44 PM
Don't trust people related to government.

I'm a civil servant. Wouldn't trust myself as far as I can throw me.
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: Bergil May 31, 2012, 01:15:26 PM
Don't trust people related to government.

I'm a civil servant. Wouldn't trust myself as far as I can throw me.

My point exactly.

My mothers one too... Which is why I'm so well informed...  :angel:
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: hawkins July 25, 2014, 03:27:41 PM
Just dropping by to say Hallu. :wink:
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: Steve Wingate July 25, 2014, 09:50:18 PM
"You are the best one of you that will ever be."

And

"Treat everyone like they're an idiot and you won't be disappointed."  :wink:

And

"I don't make mistakes, just opportunities for redemption." 
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: No Head Ned July 25, 2014, 10:29:34 PM
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange Ians even Threadomancy may die" :zombie2:
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: leadhead July 26, 2014, 04:20:52 AM
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
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: Steve Wingate July 26, 2014, 07:42:25 AM
“Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.” David Lee Roth

“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” Spike Milligan
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: leadhead July 26, 2014, 08:39:11 AM
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

To my previous post, while playing cards, I was once quoted as saying "Mediocrity is the way to victory."  I  ended up the second winner.

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: No Head Ned July 26, 2014, 01:38:39 PM
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
It is in the nature of great men to repeat themselves. :whistle:

and:

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit :silly
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: No Head Ned July 30, 2014, 12:12:59 PM
Wisest bit of advice i ever received...

"keep away from children"
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: beefcake July 30, 2014, 09:01:50 PM
Wish I'd followed that one when I decided to be a teacher...